I have email.

Well, looky here! I was looking all over the internet for a way to make my blog better than the webslinger’s blog, and i did! You can comment on this blog without being a blogger member, yes anonymous posts! I feel oh so special now because i have something that the webslinger doesn't have. I personally prefer this hack to the default commenting system that spiderman has on his lame blog. Maybe he will want to know how i did it. Well, he can ask me, because I made an email address. Want to send me a line, then do it! Here it is!
I would love to hear from ya!

Like the special banner? Cool eh? I made one for spiderman, as sort of a peace offering. No, I’m not going soft, it’s just that I hear that the webslingre is close pals with Kevin Rose and The Screen Savers. This has me interested, I love those guys! I hope he takes it.
Spiderman's email

Yeah, thanks.

Well, i'm not too in tune with this internet culture and blogging thing (as yet) but i would think that common courtesy would be something you know about, so thank you spiderman. blech, i never thought i waould say that. Why am i saying that? Well, simple, he gave me a little recognition on his blog. For that i am thankfull, i mean, don't villians need traffic too?

But really, i do hate him, that's how Stan made me. I can't change that, unless i get him to do a rewrite, but why would i? Things are great now just the way they are.

So before you go say that Venom hsa gone soft, know that i do hate him, enought to dig up some dirt! Here is a pic of Spidey when he got all "fashion concious" and stuff. Look at him, it was eventually what I would be wearing and really, it really takes me better, don't you think?



Ha ha ha! Let's see how he responds to that!

I'm working really hard to get some other villians to do the blogging thing, so expect t o hear from some of them soon.

Just so you people know, it's really hard to type with these claws, so don't be too hard on me if you notice a typo. I'd appreciate if anyone can comment and let me know where and when they see the webslinger, I'LL MUREDERIZE HIM!

Well waddaya know?

See what a little persistence does? I got that old green bat to do the blogging thing. I hope he sticks with it. Go check him out.

it really makes me feel good to know that i'm not the only villain blogging now. I know the hulk is blogging as well, but really, i don't think that green sumo will be able to hold your interest very long, i mean, show him something shiny and he could barely hold his own! Ah, yes, i crack myself up!
Venom smash!

And it begins

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Well, Venom here. YOu may know me as one of Spiderman's enemies. Hey, i don't know why it is that he always butts in to we villain's business for. Spiderman has it all, the girl, the fame, the job. Of course, being a journalist myslef, i have to compete with him with my legitiamt job AND when i commit crime. Why doesn't that web slinging red and blue tights wearing pansy mind his own business.
Spiderman has one up on all these villains, so when i saw that he was doing this blogging thing, i said to myself that i can't be left out, so here i am, with my own blog. I keep informed, i read the comics and saw the movies. I can only hope to get a call to do the third movie, but if i dob't get the rold, i hope Dana Carvey or Jimmy Fallon plays me, thought my real hope would be for Drew Carry, but i understand that the studios' budget is only so large
I hope stan doesn't find out about this, i'll tell you stuff he wouldn't want you to know about us, just keep your keisters here on my oh so good looking blog. Don't you just love the way the black works with the black? It really says Venom.

Back to the pansy arachnid. Last night i was walking through an alley and i saw him swinging like it's nobody's business. I got so angry! I wanted to rip him limb from limb, but i didn't go after him, instead i took a picture.


Okay, i'm getting hot headed thinking about this, so i'm out. I have some plans tonight and i can only hope that webslinger won't mingle.

Keep checking back and i'll let you know when i pulverise that spider!